watch what you say

"watch what you say" | Wednesday, July 13, 2005 | No. 2,449
pants: MY LITTLE T-REX ARMS ARE FLAILING
deuce: MY VESTIGIAL LIMBS ARE BEATING VIGOROUSLY IN A FRAIL ATTEMPT TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING BUT ULTIMATELY I AM DESTINED TO FAIL
pants: NATURE'S GREATEST GIFT: MY AMAZING MOUTH
deuce: EVOLUTION HAS SPECIFICALLY SELECTED ME FOR EXTINCTION
pants: I'M ALL "THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MUTANTS SOUNDS TOTALLY GAY TO ME" AND HE GOT REALLY MAD AND FLOATED OUT







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