make me

"make me" | Saturday, December 17, 2005 | No. 2,606
spigot: I'M A 19-YEAR-OLD JOCK AND I LOVE TO SUCK COCK! E-MAIL ME NOW!
deuce: WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME!!!!!!
spigot: OW GOD THE CROQUET MALLET
deuce: SHOWING ME ABOUT LIFE
deuce: COMMA LOVE SEMICOLON PAIN EXCLAMATION POINT
net: HEART DONG







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