instead of apes

"instead of apes" | Saturday, December 31, 2005 | No. 2,620
spigot: THESE JOURNALS WILL BRING ME A NOBEL PRIZE
spigot: I'M LIKE JANE GOODALL ONLY INSTEAD OF APES, [REDACTED]
spigot: IF ONLY I COULD SOMEHOW IMPLEMENT UNDO THAT NIGHT I GOT BUSTED IN THE UNIVERSITY TOILETS







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"john carter from mars toilet duck" starring deuce and pants




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