bike for xmas

"bike for xmas" | Tuesday, January 31, 2006 | No. 2,651
pants: LET US PRAY
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH OKAY OKAY STOP STOP STOP HE HEARS US
deuce: KNOWING ISN'T THE SAME AS COMING THROUGH ON IT
deuce: SO YOU'RE MY HOSTAGE
pants: OW OW OW HE ALREADY KNOWS YOU WANT A BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS
deuce: BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS OR THE FAGGOT GETS IT
(pants): EVERYBODY KNOWS HE WON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
deuce: I'M NOT A TERRORIST YOU'RE A DIRTY FAGGOT
deuce: I'M DOING GOD'S WORK AND ALSO GETTING A BIKE IN THE PROCESS







Tomorrow
"rubber bands on my claws" starring deuce and pants




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