thank

"thank" | Thursday, March 9, 2006 | No. 2,688
(rands): I SAID THERE IS SHIT IN YOUR BEARD
pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A
pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A FEW MINUTES
pants: IN ELECTRO-SYNTHAMAGNETIC MUSICAL SOUND
spigot: WILDLIFE SPECIALISTS CALMED LOCAL RESIDENTS SAYING THAT SUCH BEHAVIOR ON
spigot: THE PART OF GORILLAS WAS RATHER UNLIKELY
pants: BEGINNING
rands: THE GOVERNOR'S TROOPS HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO THE AREA
rands: WE WILL PROVIDE FURTHER INFORMATION AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE
pants: WE'RE SORRY THAT THE WEATHER IS NOT MORE PLEASANT BUT YOU CAN STILL FIND MUCH TO SEE AND DO HERE
pants: (SCREECHES) OH BUENOS DIAS RIGHT HERE BELOW ME IS THE MAGIC GARDEN
rands: AND IT LOOKS AS THOUGH TODAY IS OUR DAY
rands: THANK YOU AND WE HOPE YOU'LL BE BACK TO VISIT US AGAIN SOON
pants: THANK YOU
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