a piece of that

"a piece of that" | Thursday, March 23, 2006 | No. 2,702
pants: I'M GONNA GET A PIECE OF THAT
deuce: SIR I ONLY GIVE IT UP TO THOSE WORTHY
pants: I GOT MONEY
deuce: I CHARGE AT LEAST 10 CENTS
pants: HOLD ON
deuce: PRICE IS UP TO 15 CENTS
pants: I HAVE 7
pants: WAIT
pants: 6
deuce: OKAY BACK DOWN TO 10 CENTS
pants: WHAT IF I SPURT WHILE WE DICKER
deuce: LOOK I'M JUST THE CLERK BEHIND THE COUNTER I CAN'T MAKE POLICY







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