40 miles to the opposite rim

"40 miles to the opposite rim" | Tuesday, April 25, 2006 | No. 2,734
rands: CHILDREN UNDER AGE 7 MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT
ozone: EACH ONE IS ABLE TO SUPPORT MORE THAN 13 TONS
deuce: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS
deuce: AND TOGETHER STRETCH FOR ALMOST 1/4 MILE
rands: 2.5 TIMES MORE THAN MOUNT EVEREST (THE HIGHEST POINT ON EARTH)
ozone: THIS SUPER-IMPOSED OUTLINE OF THE UNITED STATES WILL GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF ITS SIZE
rands: IT'S 370 MILES WIDE AT THE BASE
deuce: AND OVER 100 FEET IN LENGTH
ozone: AND OVER 75,000 FEET AT THE TOP
rands: BUT THAT'S 40 MILES TO THE OPPOSITE RIM
ozone: AND THAT FIGURE INCREASES EACH YEAR
rands: 23 FEET IN HEIGHT
rands: 23 FEET IN HEIGHT
deuce: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS
rands: 23 FEET IN HEIGHT
ozone: HANDSOME FUNCTIONAL DESIGN HAS BEEN COMBINED WITH TRADITIONAL BEAUTY AND ELEGANCE
deuce: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS
rands: AND THAT FIGURE INCREASES EACH YEAR
rands: AANNDD TTHHAATT FFIIGGUURREE IINNCCRREEAASSEESS EEAACCHH YYEEAARR
deuce: RUGGED, EASY-TO-CLEAN PLASTIC LAMINATES ARE USED ON ALL THE COUNTER, CABINET AND WALL SURFACES
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS THE FLOORS THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
: http://jerkcity.com/floors.mp3








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