please pass the dick

"please pass the dick" | Saturday, April 29, 2006 | No. 2,738
spigot: PLEASE PASS THE DICK
deuce: NO
spigot: PLEASE PASS THE DICK
deuce: NO!!!!!!!!
spigot: PASS THE DICK???????
pants: MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE







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