an announcement

"an announcement" | Thursday, July 8, 1999 | No. 276
spigot: I AM SLOWLY MORPHING INTO A TOTAL COCKSUCKER !!!
spigot: THE BEFORE AND AFTER SNAPSHOTS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME ?!?
spigot: ALONG WITH EACH FRAME DURING THE MORPH ???
spigot: WELL THAT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING !!!
spigot: HOMPTH HURMPTH I WAS A COCKSUCKER THE WHOLE GOD DAMN TIME HURMPTH PURMPTHGLK







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