blind from the dizzy/so sue me

"blind from the dizzy/so sue me" | Thursday, June 1, 2006 | No. 2,771
pants: I CAN'T SEE (BLIND FROM THE DIZZY)
spigot: THE SAME THING HAPPENED WITH ME !!! ONLY I WASN'T AT WORK
spigot: I WAS GRABBING COCKS THROUGH THE GLORYHOLES AT A CONTRA COSTA COUNTY ADULT BOOKSTORE
spigot: NOW THAT BRINGS ME WAY BACK
spigot: HOLY CRAP PLEASE NOT THAT FAR BACK
spigot: HURTING
spigot: CHOKING ON MY OWN EMBARRASSMENT
pants: THEN WHAT HAPPENED
spigot: WISH I COULD DRIVE MY VAN BACK TO THE YMCA AND FILL IT WITH BOYS







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