lifetime: television for women

"lifetime: television for women" | Friday, July 16, 1999 | No. 285
spigot: LIFETIME:
spigot: TELEVISION FOR WOMEN
spigot: NOW HERE'S A BUNCH OF ADS FOR CLEANING PRODUCTS
spigot: BATTERED WOMEN'S SHELTERS
spigot: AND CREDIT CARDS
spigot: WITH PICTURES OF KITTY CATS !!!
spigot: WE NOW RETURN TO TWO FAT LADIES







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