toothpaste on them

"toothpaste on them" | Wednesday, September 20, 2006 | No. 2,884
spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR SPIGOT EVERYONE COME ON
spigot: WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE THINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN I JUST GET SICK TO MY NUTS
spigot: THEN I SQUIRT TOOTHPASTE ON THEM (ETC.)







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