lift up your skirt

"lift up your skirt" | Tuesday, October 3, 2006 | No. 2,897
pants: CAN YOU READ THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
pants: LIFT UP YOUR SKIRT AND PRAY TO YOUR GOD
pants: WAIT
pants: PLEASE STAND BY
pants: THE TAG UNDER YOUR TAIL SAYS DO NOT MOLEST
pants: WELL IT ALSO SAYS MACHINE WASH COLD BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN
pants: SCREAM ALL YOU WANT
pants: WHEN I SAY HELMS-A-LEE YOU SAY READY THEN POP MY COCK INTO YOUR MOUTH







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