: "Have you seen my bong?"
: Deuce just looked at him. "Uh.."
: Spigot continued over him: "It's blue and probably full of dirty water."
: Deuce, having eaten the bong hours ago (filthy bongwater and all) said nothing.
spigot: FUCK YOU / FUCK YOU / FUCK YOU / FUCK YOU
deuce: YOUR RIGHTS ONLINE
spigot: ARE OUR MODEL RELEASE FORMS SAFE