i have aids and i vote

"i have aids and i vote" | Tuesday, December 26, 2006 | No. 2,976
spigot: I HAVE AIDS AND I VOTE
spigot: HURRR WHEEZING MY WAY INTO THE BALLOT BOX
spigot: HAND SHAKING, PULLING THE KNOB
spigot: TWISTING THE DIAL, TURNING THE LEVER
spigot: OKAY I PULLED SOMEONE'S DICK NOT A VOTING KNOB
spigot: CURTAINS?!?!?! STALLS??? I'M DIZZY AND JIZZY AND DISORIENTED
spigot: IT'S ONE SMALL VOTE FOR A MAN
pants: *PSSST* CRACKLE BEEP
spigot: ONE GIANT VOTE FOR LICKING DICK ON THE MOON







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