zombie problem

"zombie problem" | Tuesday, January 2, 2007 | No. 2,983
pants: SOME KIND OF ZOMBIE THAT RUNS UP TO YOU, SUCKS YOU OFF AND RUNS INTO THE WOODS (REALLY, REALLY QUICKLY)
deuce: DOES HIS SUCKING OFF MAKE YOU A ZOMBIE TOO
pants: I DON'T THINK SO... NOPE
deuce: GHGLUAUHAGLHAULHLUAG
pants: GROSS!!!! !!!!!!!!! OH WELL HANGING OUT BY THE WOODS ANYWAY
deuce: GLHAULHUAG







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"southern belle accent" featuring deuce and spigot and pants




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