your instructions are as follows

"your instructions are as follows" | Sunday, January 21, 2007 | No. 3,002
pants: BIIIIIIIG BONGHIT THEN EXHALE
pants: WAIT PATIENTLY
pants: SEE GOD
pants: GREET HIM, ASK HIM ABOUT THE PLATYPUS
pants: WRITE ANSWER DOWN THIS TIME







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.