really smearing it in there

"really smearing it in there" | Sunday, February 11, 2007 | No. 3,023
deuce: T PANTS OKAY STOP SHITTING ON MY CARPET (NOT REALLY CHARMING)
pants: SMEARING IT IN WITH MY HEEL WHILE MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT (SO I CAN APPEAR CONFIDENT AND CLOSE THE SALE)







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