: "Are you my supper?" asked the first one. The second one considered his answer carefully then said: "Yes, and I come with dipping sauce."
spigot: I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN
deuce: YOUR WORDS HURT ME
spigot: WHICH WOULD BE BETTER FOR DELIVERING MY NUTS TO YOUR FACE - LDAP OR PPP
deuce: I'D APPRECIATE A UDP DATAGRAM OF DICK