protocols of the elders of jerkcity

"protocols of the elders of jerkcity" | Sunday, April 8, 2007 | No. 3,079
pants: NO TWO MEMBERS DRESS ALIKE
deuce: THE PROTOCOLS OF THE ELDERS OF JERKCITY
pants: SYMBOLS OF TEENAGE REBELLION
deuce: I'M WORRIED THAT I BLOW GOATS WHEN I'M ASLEEP
pants: THIS MEANS WAR
deuce: ZZZZZZZZZ GHLAGHLAGHAGHL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AGHLGHAGHAGHLAGHLG







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.