keep off the grass

"keep off the grass" | Monday, April 9, 2007 | No. 3,080
: The editors of Jerkcity respectfully request that you use the wanking chamber instead of masturbating on the lawn. Thank you.
dick: IF GOD HADN'T MEANT FOR ME TO SUCK DICKS HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THEM DICK-SHAPED
deuce: AMEN BROTHER
deuce: I MEAN GROSS, FAG







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