an unlicked dick (part ii of ii)

"an unlicked dick (part ii of ii)" | Wednesday, August 18, 1999 | No. 319
deuce: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: IT'S COMPLETELY UNLICKED OVER THERE !!!
pants: I TOOK AN OATH TO ROAM NEAR AND FAR, LICKING DICKS
deuce: WHAT THE CHRIST
spigot: JUST KIDDING IT WAS MY DICK THE WHOLE TIME AND WE'RE ALL OKAY
pants: HLUALAHGLAHLHAG







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