stuffing it behind the fridge

"stuffing it behind the fridge" | Wednesday, September 26, 2007 | No. 3,250
spigot: FOLKS I WILL CHECK OUT THE DONG AND THEN MARK THE DONG LICK ONLY AND STUFF IT BEHIND THE FRIDGE
deuce: DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LITTLE MISTER THAT I WON'T BE ABLE TO USE IT FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY
dick: PLEASE BE SURE AND SET THE RAPE BIT
spigot: CAN WE PLEASE SLAM WORDS AND CRAFT STREETLY POETRY
dick: GRITTY VIBRANT VERSE AND DREADLOCKS
deuce: ALSO A PISS BUCKET (JUST IN CASE !!!!!)







Tomorrow
"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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