any of this

"any of this" | Saturday, December 1, 2007 | No. 3,316
pants: WHILE THE DICKS GIGGLE THE COCKS TICK
deuce: SOME OF THE DICKS ARE NOT TICKLISH SO THEY DO NOT GIGGLE
pants: WHAT DO THEY DO
deuce: THEY JUST LOOK QUIZZICALLY AT YOU
pants: AWWWW
spigot: I AM NOT FOLLOWING ANY OF THIS
spigot: SEALING MY EPISODE GUIDE IN A MYLAR BAG







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