if the whole world licks dick in unison

"if the whole world licks dick in unison" | Thursday, September 2, 1999 | No. 335
deuce: IF THE WHOLE WORLD LICKS DICK IN UNISON WOULD ANYONE BE ABLE TO HEAR IT ?!?? OR WOULD IT ALL JUST CANCEL OUT
spigot: I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION BY DRAGGING A STACK OF GAY PORN ONTO A DESKTOP PRINTER AND GOING HOME FOR THE WEEKEND
deuce: GLHGALHGAHLAG
spigot: THE ANSWER IS WE NEED MORE TONER AND SOMETHING IS JAMMED







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