chinese food

"chinese food" | Sunday, September 5, 1999 | No. 338
spigot: I AM LATE FOR MY 2:00 AM BONGHIT
spigot: THAT BONG IS GOING TO BE STEAMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SPEAKING OF ORDERING CHINESE FOOD
spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP
spigot: FONG DONG NUMBER TWO!!!
spigot: CHONG BONG THREE AND FOUR!!!!
spigot: LICKY DICKY AND CHOPPY STICKY!!!!!
pants: HGLBHGLBURHLBHLRUB
spigot: SAY WHAT
pants: HALGHALUGHALUBHALUGH
spigot: WELL WHAT NUMBER IS THIS







Tomorrow
"mmm yeah the spice must flow mmmm" featuring deuce




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