gay under the sink

"gay under the sink" | Sunday, September 12, 1999 | No. 345
pants: BE GAY WITH ME NOW
pants: HERE UNDER THE SINK
pants: I WILL TIE A SPONGE TO THE PIPES SO WHEN YOU BANG YOUR HEAD IT HURTS LESS
pants: PELEASE DO NOT EAT THE DISHWASHER DETERGENT
pants: STOP PLAYING WITH THE ANT POISON AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY ATTENTIONABLES
pants: LOVE ME HULRHLGHGLUHGLUHGULG
pants: *BONK* OW OW OW
pants: I SHOULD HAVE TIED THAT SPONGE UP THERE
deuce: SEVEN WAYS FROM DONGDAY







Tomorrow
"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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