the dick checkout counter

"the dick checkout counter" | Wednesday, September 15, 1999 | No. 348
deuce: HOLY CHRIST I'M GAY
deuce: HELLO PEOPLE GAY
net: GAY?
deuce: THAT'S THE ONE
net: I'LL TAKE TWO BUCKETS
deuce: BRING THEM HERE
net: YOU ARE THE DICK CHECKOUT COUNTER????
deuce: BRING THEM HERE
net: THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A PRICE TAG
deuce: BRING IT
net: CLEANUP ON AISLE 4







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