always darkest

"always darkest" | Saturday, June 7, 2008 | No. 3,505
spigot: ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DONG
spigot: RELATIVELY DARK DURING/AFTER THE DONG
spigot: WISHING THERE WERE AN INSTEAD-OF-THE DONG







Tomorrow
"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.