a message to gay aliens

"a message to gay aliens" | Thursday, September 23, 1999 | No. 356
spigot: STANDING ON A CHAIR AND BEATING OFF, HOPING THE VIBRATIONS RESONATE THROUGH OUR INTERGALACTIC COMMUNITY AND BROADCAST A MESSAGE TO GAY ALIENS (OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM "MEXICANS")
deuce: NO I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF THE EUROPEANS (ANYONE FROM EUROPE REALLY)
spigot: I THINK I KNOW HOW TO REFER TO THE COCKS I SUCK THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH
spigot: (TURNING AROUND AND ERASING SOMETHING IN A NOTEBOOK, SCRIBBLING IN WHATEVER YOU SAID)







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"the machinery groans and stalls" featuring spigot and pants




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