cranberry lemonade

"cranberry lemonade" | Friday, October 8, 1999 | No. 371
spigot: FOLKS IT TURNS OUT NANTUCKET CRANBERRY LEMONADE BOTTLECAPS ARE JUST WIDE ENOUGH
spigot: TO FALL DOWN INTO THE BONG
spigot: AND CREATE A TIGHT SEAL
spigot: WHICH CAN ONLY BE RELEASED WITH A LONG PENCIL!!!!!
spigot: OR CHOPSTICK
spigot: CAREFUL OF THE SPLOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: IN YOUR FUCKING IDIOT FACE!!!!!!!







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