bonjour

"bonjour" | Sunday, January 25, 2009 | No. 3,737
spigot: BONJOUR
spigot: I'M PIERRE THE FRENCH DICKLICKER!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.