unlocked

"unlocked" | Friday, March 13, 2009 | No. 3,784
spigot: GOOD LORD I NEED A TOWEL
pants: IT'S UNLOCKED
spigot: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
pants: I SAID IT'S UNLOCKED
spigot: BAM BAM BAM BAM HEAD PEOPLE







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"you're my knight in shining armor" featuring deuce and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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