surprise party

"surprise party" | Thursday, April 16, 2009 | No. 3,818
spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE BY HOW MY BALLS ARE PUSHING INTO YOUR FACE IT'S KIND OF A SURPRISE PARTY
spigot: I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND ME AND MY NUTS AND DICK COULD HANG OUT FOR A WHILE
spigot: YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT'S ONLY 9 PM
spigot: FINE YOU'RE FAT ANYWAY
spigot: GO HOME SEE IF I GIVE A SHIT







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"if you seek his monument" featuring deuce and pants




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