going to burst

"going to burst" | Sunday, June 21, 2009 | No. 3,884
spigot: ONE MORE POPPYSEED BAGEL AND I'M GOING TO BURST
spigot: OKAY TWO MORE
pants: SUCKING PIRATE DICK
pants: YO HO HO
spigot: FIRST I BEAT OFF, THEN I BEAT MY WIFE







Tomorrow
"your pathetic human laws of addition" featuring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.