so bored

"so bored" | Saturday, October 3, 1998 | No. 40
pants: SO ANYWAY THERE I WAS IN THE CONGO, LICKING SILVERBACK GORILLA DICK
rands: ISN'T THIS JUST A REGULAR ASS PARADE
pants: THIS FEELS LIKE AN EXTRA FANCY PARADE
rands: I WAS SO BORED I WENT INTO THE LIVING ROOM FOR DJFISTY COMEDY
rands: IT WAS LIKE WATCHING CATS PLAY POOL







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