you're making it bend

"you're making it bend" | Friday, October 23, 2009 | No. 4,004
deuce: SPIGOT THE BEAR, YOU LOOK LOVELY IN THIS LIGHT
deuce: HOLD THE FUCK STILL YOU'RE MAKING IT BEND
spigot: NUTS
spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLUG THE END OF THIS KEYBOARD CABLE INTO AN EXTENSION CABLE INTO THE CUBE IN BUILDING 21, I COULD VIEW PORN FROM THE BUSHES
deuce: IF ANYTHING BREAKS OFF IN YOU I'M GOING TO BE VERY PUT OUT







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