the gay-bashing fence

"the gay-bashing fence" | Monday, November 8, 1999 | No. 404
spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK HI WE'RE TOURISTS!!!! CLICK CLICK WHERE'S THE GAY BASHING FENCE AGAIN
pants: OK I'LL LIE ON THE FENCE AND UNCLE RAY WILL PRETEND TO BE BEATING ME AND YOU HAVE A HORRIFIED LOOK ON YOUR FACE AND WE'LL ALL LAUGH
spigot: AGAIN!!!! YOU LOOKED STRAIGHT AND ALSO DAD MAKE A MEAN FACE
pants: JUST $5 TO SEE THE FENCE
spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK







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