the story of a boy who becomes a man

"the story of a boy who becomes a man" | Thursday, December 17, 2009 | No. 4,056
spigot: MY FAT NUTS WROTE A SCREENPLAY OVER THE HOLIDAYS
spigot: IT'S THE STORY OF A BOY WHO BECOMES A MAN
spigot: MAN: (GRABS BOY) SUCK THIS DICK
spigot: BOY (STRUGGLING) NO, IT'S TOO MUCH
spigot: MAN: SUCK WITH YOUR HEART AND NOT YOUR MOUTH
spigot: BOY: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TODAY I'M QUEER
spigot: MAN (GRABS BOYS NECK): I'LL KILL ALL QUEER COCKSUCKERS
spigot: (END ACT 1)







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