shine

"shine" | Thursday, November 18, 1999 | No. 415
spigot: MY PIANO TEACHER TOLD ME TO PLAY A B-FLAT BUT INSTEAD I PLAYED A B-FAT THEN I PLONKED OUT SOME B-GAYS
spigot: PLONK BLONK DONK BLUH HOO DEE BOO SHINE
spigot: THEN I FELL OFF THE CHAIR / BENCH







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"the weather control machine" starring deuce and pants




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