dick pit

"dick pit" | Tuesday, November 30, 1999 | No. 427
pants: YOU SIMPLY MUST AGREE TO BE GAY WITH ME
pants: I INSIST THAT WE CLIMB INTO THE DICK PIT AND DO THE JOB RIGHT
pants: FIRST I WILL CLIMB INTO THE DUMBWAITER AND YOU WILL LOWER ME DOWN
pants: THIS IS THE BIG TIME AND YOU ARE BLOCKING PROGRESS
pants: I DEMAND ACCESS TO THE KINGDOM HLUAHGLUAHLUAG







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