you're fired

"you're fired" | Friday, August 13, 2010 | No. 4,287
spigot:
spigot: DING DING DING DING
spigot: FOUR ALARM FIRE IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: HERE COMES THE PRICK SHAPED FIREMAN TO SQUIRT EVERYTHING OUT
spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY
spigot: YOU'RE FIRED
[test pattern]







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