handy decoder ring

"handy decoder ring" | Wednesday, October 20, 2010 | No. 4,355
pants: CAN YOU MEASURE THE BACK OF MY BONER TO SEE IF I AM A CRIMINAL
deuce: I CAN'T REACH
deuce: THAT MEANS YOU'RE A RAPIST
deuce: I'LL HAVE TO USE MY HANDY DECODER RING TO SEE IF THAT MEANS YOU'RE A CRIMINAL OR NOT







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