in the distance

"in the distance" | Friday, October 29, 2010 | No. 4,364
pants: I CAN'T SEE: BLINDED BY MY BONER
deuce: BLINDED BECAUSE OF ITS POWER OR BECAUSE IT POKED YOUR EYES OUT OR PERHAPS IT WAS MERELY IN THE WAY OF WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SEE: A DISTANT BONER
pants: POKED







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"your toebeans, your pisspots" featuring pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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