stroke

"stroke" | Wednesday, December 22, 1999 | No. 449
spigot: WHAT
spigot: DOES
spigot: IT MEAN WHEN
spigot: YOU HAVE A
spigot: STROKE
spigot: AND YOU
spigot: CAN'T TYPE
spigot: FAST
deuce: TO HELL YOU GO
spigot: O
spigot: K
deuce: CITIZEN YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AGAINST
pants: I, GAY ROBOT







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