i don't see a ring on this finger

"i don't see a ring on this finger" | Thursday, December 23, 1999 | No. 450
spigot: I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD CALL ME FORD PREFECT FROM NOW ON
pants: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE CALLED THE DOCTOR
spigot: YOU DON'T OWN ME







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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