beating off at macy's

"beating off at macy's" | Monday, August 1, 2011 | No. 4,616
pants: "MACY'S CONDEMNS THIS TYPE OF IMPROPER BEHAVIOR AND DOES EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO PREVENT IT. WHEN ANY ASSOCIATE OR CUSTOMER WITNESSES INCIDENTS SUCH AS THIS, WE URGE THEM TO REPORT IT TO STORE MANAGEMENT SO THAT WE CAN TAKE THE APPROPRIATE ACTION, INCLUDING ALERTING LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT."
deuce: AHLGHALUGHUALGHLAG
pants: HALGHALUGHALGHALG
deuce: DID YOU BEAT OFF THERE AGAIN
pants: BALGHLAGBLUAHGLAG







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