u.f.o. encounter

"u.f.o. encounter" | Tuesday, January 4, 2000 | No. 465
pants: I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A STUPID CHARACTER IN A COMIC STRIP
pants: THEN POO SQUIRTED OUT AND THAT WAS NOT A DREAM AND I'M UP AT 8:30 AM WITH THE SHEETS
spigot: I REACH FOR THE BONG ONLY TO REALIZE I AM NOT AT HOME
pants: WHEN I TELL PEOPLE MY STORY I'M GOING TO SUBSTITUTE "UFO" FOR "THE FISTING SLING"
deuce: FUCKING FAIRIES







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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