could you do me a favor

"could you do me a favor" | Saturday, September 24, 2011 | No. 4,666
deuce: COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR
pants: ?
deuce: COULD YOU SUCK ON MY LITTLE TINY PENCIL DICK
pants: I CAN BE THERE IN 40 MINS, 30 IF I DON'T SHOWER
deuce: I DON'T THINK A SHOWER IS NECESSARY SINCE I'M JUST GOING TO JIZZ ALL OVER YOU AND THEREBY MAKE YOU DIRTY
pants: K







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