the commish

"the commish" | Sunday, January 9, 2000 | No. 470
deuce: DOES ANYBODY WORSHIP THE COMMISH LIKE I DO ??!?!?
pants: I PREFER CAKE, PIE
net: T DEUCE HE'S A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES AND DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES
pants: ALSO ICE CREAM
net: ALSO I WOULD DESCRIBE HIM AS "A BIG LUG (BUT LOVABLE)"
pants: I MENTIONED CAKE ABOVE (PREVIOUSLY)
pants: ALSO HOSTESS PRODUCTS AND PRODUCTS RELATED TO THE HOSTESS LINE







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